[Looks around] ... -blink- -blink- ... Boy, this place has certainly changed! [Smiles]
Sure, I go off-planet for a few minutes and everybody re-arranges everything on me. [Checks his watch] Okay, so its been more than merely a few minutes. -shrug-
I'm still chasing purple 'puter booters! [Smiles] Glad to hear MonkeyPee is still roaming around, (in memory anyway). Who could forget the pagers!
"Hi!" to Dale and WebMom and to all my old friends, (too numerous to list, you know who you are!). Its not the same old 'net anymore, huh? [Smiles]
Later folks! -wave-
[Disappears in a purple haze of thick buttoney smoke] *POOF*